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Reasons To Date A Raider (Read 3003 times)
05/26/10 at 12:13:22

Resarcio   Offline
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Are you a non-WoW player eying a raider for a mate? Here are some (slightly-NSFW) reasons to give it an honest shot:

    * You’ll almost always know where we are, if we’re not with you.
    * We’re good at communicating, and more importantly, listening!
    * We always do our homework.
    * There’s 10, or even 25 of us to choose from. You’re bound to find something to suit.
    * You might get to work with an epic two-handed staff, or a legendary one-handed mace.
    * We’re willing to put in long hours a few nights a week to do the job right.
    * We always come prepared with food, drinks, potions, and armor.
    * Some of us don’t bat an eye at spending a few hundred in a night.
    * Whether you’re looking for a one-time encounter or on a recurring schedule, we’re often fine with both.
    * If at first we don’t succeed, we’re willing to keep trying, and don’t give up no matter how many times you finish us off.

     and finally:
    * Two words: video strategies.

Alas, here’s a (fairly compelling) reason not to:

    * ‘World firsts’ are almost always bragged about online, with photo evidence to back it up. Sometimes there’s even an unspoken race involved.
 
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Reply #1 - 05/26/10 at 15:38:55

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