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Message started by Mox on 01/13/08 at 16:52:51

Title: Giraffe vs Hippo
Post by Mox on 01/13/08 at 16:52:51
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"But why?", cried the Giraffe. "Why are you incapable of wearing matching socks?"
"Because we are above that kind of behaviour", said the Hippo, and leered at the toes.

Challenges from Mox's sock drawer, part 1.   Discuss.

Title: Re: Giraffe vs Hippo
Post by Argor on 01/13/08 at 17:21:59
Discuss.. what?

Sock-pairing?  well, seems like you have a great pair there ;)

Personally, I don't care to pair my socks, though I often try to pick two socks that may look at me from 3+ meters distance, not looking directly at the socks.

Title: Re: Giraffe vs Hippo
Post by Veilyn on 01/13/08 at 17:41:16
Giraffe will help you look like a giraffe, tall and slim, hippo will make you look like a hippo, short and fat.. decide which you want!

Title: Re: Giraffe vs Hippo
Post by Argor on 01/13/08 at 18:09:20

Veilyn wrote on 01/13/08 at 17:41:16:
Giraffe will help you look like a giraffe, tall and slim, hippo will make you look like a hippo, short and fat.. decide which you want!



Also note that Giraffe is sad, and the Hippo jolly!

I no need say more.

Title: Re: Giraffe vs Hippo
Post by Veilyn on 01/13/08 at 19:38:05
tss, don't be silly, he only has that expression because he's looking downwards, as the very tall giraffes tend to do a lot...

can't believe we're having this conversation about Mox's feet. it just proves how insane we are :p

Title: Re: Giraffe vs Hippo
Post by Mox on 01/13/08 at 20:01:21

Veilyn wrote on 01/13/08 at 19:38:05:
can't believe we're having this conversation about Mox's feet. it just proves how insane we are :p



Aaaall according to plan.   0:)   I'm quite impressed you have so far managed to deduce the giraffe must be male!

Title: Re: Giraffe vs Hippo
Post by Brutonian on 01/13/08 at 20:43:00
He's used to feminine males.

Title: Re: Giraffe vs Hippo
Post by Veilyn on 01/13/08 at 21:21:58

Mox wrote on 01/13/08 at 20:01:21:

Veilyn wrote on 01/13/08 at 19:38:05:
can't believe we're having this conversation about Mox's feet. it just proves how insane we are :p



Aaaall according to plan.   0:)   I'm quite impressed you have so far managed to deduce the giraffe must be male!
of course its male, as is the hippo. they are your socks do you not walk all over them all day? :D

Title: Re: Giraffe vs Hippo
Post by Naleah on 01/14/08 at 00:23:13
We're edging towards Ferret vs Bat territory.

As for the socks, I don't think they'd fight.  The giraffe's eyelashes clearly demonstrate that it's a lady, or at the very least a cross-dressing herbivore.

A hippo isn't the type to hurt a lady.

Title: Re: Giraffe vs Hippo
Post by Fernie on 01/14/08 at 07:22:50
But I think the hippo needs a hair ribbon. *nod*

Title: Re: Giraffe vs Hippo
Post by belegur on 01/14/08 at 08:18:35
This topic is wrong. Hippos approve Giraffes so it shouldn't be "Giraffe vs Hippo" but rather "Giraffe and Hippo". :P

Title: Re: Giraffe vs Hippo
Post by Dai on 01/14/08 at 12:32:45
From my trip to Tanzania

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Title: Re: Giraffe vs Hippo
Post by Kahlie on 01/14/08 at 13:38:29
Dai has proof!

Title: Re: Giraffe vs Hippo
Post by belegur on 01/14/08 at 13:52:27

Dai wrote on 01/14/08 at 12:32:45:
From my trip to Tanzania

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Title: Re: Giraffe vs Hippo
Post by Mox on 01/14/08 at 14:21:40

Veilyn wrote on 01/13/08 at 21:21:58:
of course its male, as is the hippo. they are your socks do you not walk all over them all day? :D


If I pretend I didn't see that, you can pretend you can't hear me cackle. :)

Bele seems to be correct though, as the hippo and the giraffe soon gave up their debating in favor of hugging the computer for warmth, occasionally jeering at the local dustbunnies.

Title: Re: Giraffe vs Hippo
Post by Khem on 01/14/08 at 17:59:12

Quote:
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From my Code Général des Impôts 2008, Dai-Hunting-Gear isn't deductible from taxes. You should receive a letter soon bele.

Title: Re: Giraffe vs Hippo
Post by belegur on 01/14/08 at 21:26:24

Khem wrote on 01/14/08 at 17:59:12:

Quote:
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From my Code Général des Impôts 2008, Dai-Hunting-Gear isn't deductible from taxes. You should receive a letter soon bele.


I, as the Cowmander-in-Chief, would of course claim Executive Privilege and refuse to cooperate with the tax administration!

Title: Re: Giraffe vs Hippo
Post by Piglet on 01/15/08 at 10:14:37
You all fools. You haven't pondered how the giraffe and the hippo became socks.

Title: Re: Giraffe vs Hippo
Post by Naleah on 01/15/08 at 13:52:57

Piglet wrote on 01/15/08 at 10:14:37:
You all fools. You haven't pondered how the giraffe and the hippo became socks.


They were part of an African / Norwegian footwear and wildlife exchange program.  Easy!

Title: Re: Giraffe vs Hippo
Post by Argor on 01/15/08 at 14:06:44

Rakhona wrote on 01/15/08 at 13:52:57:

Piglet wrote on 01/15/08 at 10:14:37:
You all fools. You haven't pondered how the giraffe and the hippo became socks.


They were part of an African / Norwegian footwear and wildlife exchange program.  Easy!



Soo...  Norway got footwear with african animal motif.

Africa then got...  ???


1) norwegian animal footwear ( salmon? moose? ).

2) A new specie: the ..uhm.. Sockubus? nah scratch that.   Perhaps a cott?  Or a woolf?

Title: Re: Giraffe vs Hippo
Post by Mholid on 01/20/08 at 10:23:38
I gave the exact same socks to my mom last year o.O

Title: Re: Giraffe vs Hippo
Post by Rantaz on 01/20/08 at 17:40:47

Mholid wrote on 01/20/08 at 10:23:38:
I gave the exact same socks to my mom last year o.O


Mox is your mother?!
*Dun-dun-duun!*
The plot thickens!

Title: Re: Giraffe vs Hippo
Post by Mox on 01/20/08 at 18:47:30
This is exactly the sort of scenario which makes me want to create a saving fund to get sterilized when at legal age for the procedure. -.-

Title: Re: Giraffe vs Hippo
Post by Veilyn on 01/20/08 at 19:14:15
you don't want to have Moxlings?

Title: Re: Giraffe vs Hippo
Post by Mox on 01/20/08 at 21:14:30

Veilyn wrote on 01/20/08 at 19:14:15:
you don't want to have Moxlings?


Not particularly, no. I feel rather tempted to have the relevant body parts removed  and forcefeed them to family members and others who find it necessary to ask some variation of that question, condescendingly and repeatedly.  

Title: Re: Giraffe vs Hippo
Post by Veilyn on 01/20/08 at 21:37:33
ahh, no condecension or harassment from me,do what makes you happy.. :) i do however reserve the right to continue enjoying the word "Moxling" :D

Title: Re: Giraffe vs Hippo
Post by Argor on 01/21/08 at 00:30:24

Mox wrote on 01/20/08 at 21:14:30:

Veilyn wrote on 01/20/08 at 19:14:15:
you don't want to have Moxlings?


Not particularly, no. I feel rather tempted to have the relevant body parts removed  and forcefeed them to family members and others who find it necessary to ask some variation of that question, condescendingly and repeatedly.  



But.. but.. you're ~~20 years old, Mox!  It's time to make people  aunts and grandmothers soon, don't be so selfish! =-D


Title: Re: Giraffe vs Hippo
Post by Piglet on 01/21/08 at 09:10:13
Mox has enough with her wannabemoxes no?

Title: Re: Giraffe vs Hippo
Post by Argor on 01/21/08 at 12:21:56
I think she actually enjoys those. :-)

Title: Re: Giraffe vs Hippo
Post by Piglet on 01/21/08 at 15:29:10
Those usually dun wet their pants, drool and make a mess out of every meal.

Title: Re: Giraffe vs Hippo
Post by Kahlie on 01/21/08 at 17:18:04

Piglet wrote on 01/21/08 at 15:29:10:
Those usually dun wet their pants, drool and make a mess out of every meal.


At least not as long as Kahlie isn't a wannabemox :)

Title: Re: Giraffe vs Hippo
Post by Rantaz on 01/21/08 at 23:01:36
Don't you dare, Zoranor. Opira.
Shush. SHUSH!

Title: Re: Giraffe vs Hippo
Post by Pelza on 01/22/08 at 01:32:24

Piglet wrote on 01/21/08 at 15:29:10:
Those usually dun wet their pants, drool and make a mess out of every meal.

Husbands?

Title: Re: Giraffe vs Hippo
Post by belegur on 01/22/08 at 10:05:14

Pelza wrote on 01/22/08 at 01:32:24:

Piglet wrote on 01/21/08 at 15:29:10:
Those usually dun wet their pants, drool and make a mess out of every meal.

Husbands?


All the Good Women Are Married, All the Handsome Men Are Gay? ;p

Title: Re: Giraffe vs Hippo
Post by Argor on 01/22/08 at 10:35:53

belegur wrote on 01/22/08 at 10:05:14:
All the Good Women Are Married, All the Handsome Men Are Gay? ;p



I'm not!

Title: Re: Giraffe vs Hippo
Post by Jabroni on 01/22/08 at 10:37:14

Argor wrote on 01/22/08 at 10:35:53:

belegur wrote on 01/22/08 at 10:05:14:
All the Good Women Are Married, All the Handsome Men Are Gay? ;p



I'm not!



Handsome?  harsh!

Title: Re: Giraffe vs Hippo
Post by Dai on 01/22/08 at 10:47:42

Argor wrote on 01/22/08 at 10:35:53:

belegur wrote on 01/22/08 at 10:05:14:
All the Good Women Are Married, All the Handsome Men Are Gay? ;p


I'm not!


Not married?

Title: Re: Giraffe vs Hippo
Post by Argor on 01/22/08 at 15:57:29
=.-(     T__T      ;__;




I really should have seen that 'handsome' one coming =-[

Title: Re: Giraffe vs Hippo
Post by Serderac on 01/22/08 at 22:29:04
So you are gay?

Title: Re: Giraffe vs Hippo
Post by Argor on 01/22/08 at 23:07:28

Serderac wrote on 01/22/08 at 22:29:04:
So you are gay?




So I am, most of the time,  but I've got the whole spectrum of emotions!  \o/

Title: Re: Giraffe vs Hippo
Post by Piglet on 01/23/08 at 16:19:13
I should stay out of this really.

Title: Re: Giraffe vs Hippo
Post by Kahlie on 01/23/08 at 16:21:10

Piglet wrote on 01/23/08 at 16:19:13:
I should stay out of this really.

Who shouldn't?

Title: Re: Giraffe vs Hippo
Post by Argor on 01/23/08 at 17:22:20
Riiight.  Skipping this derail and continuing an old one; I still lack clarification from Mox on the "African / Norwegian footwear and wildlife exchange program."  Did she populate Africa with woolves or what?  :-|

Title: Re: Giraffe vs Hippo
Post by Argor on 01/23/08 at 17:31:47

Piglet wrote on 01/23/08 at 16:19:13:
I should stay out of this really.



Why?  Join in on the madness!

..or stay out of it, and let me catch up!  only 160 to go...   :-[

Title: Re: Giraffe vs Hippo
Post by Piglet on 01/23/08 at 17:35:05
Awww, trying to keep up now Argor?

Title: Re: Giraffe vs Hippo
Post by Argor on 01/23/08 at 17:59:26

Piglet wrote on 01/23/08 at 17:35:05:
Awww, trying to keep up now Argor?



Maybe.  I am not sure if I should bother.

At least I have to be careful of where I post; I get barked at and hounded off the hunter forum, and Anat is deleting my posts on rogue forum  :-|

Title: Re: Giraffe vs Hippo
Post by Piglet on 01/23/08 at 18:07:37
That's sad!

Title: Re: Giraffe vs Hippo
Post by Argor on 01/23/08 at 18:41:18

Piglet wrote on 01/23/08 at 18:07:37:
That's sad!


Yes!  It almost makes me tusk point downwards, like this:   =-[

Title: Re: Giraffe vs Hippo
Post by Piglet on 01/23/08 at 21:21:54
*points to a corner* There you can cry and sulk.

Title: Re: Giraffe vs Hippo
Post by Argor on 01/24/08 at 03:12:33

Piglet wrote on 01/23/08 at 21:21:54:
*points to a corner* There you can cry and sulk.



Troll no cry and sulk.

When trolls feel sulky or sad, they kill and eat a pandarean.

Works wonders for the mood.

Title: Re: Giraffe vs Hippo
Post by Culhwch on 01/24/08 at 07:14:13

Argor wrote on 01/23/08 at 17:59:26:

Piglet wrote on 01/23/08 at 17:35:05:
Awww, trying to keep up now Argor?



Maybe.  I am not sure if I should bother.

At least I have to be careful of where I post; I get barked at and hounded off the hunter forum, and Anat is deleting my posts on rogue forum  :-|
Are there hunter and rogue forums? :)

Title: Re: Giraffe vs Hippo
Post by Argor on 01/24/08 at 08:42:47
Ya, of course there is class forums.  I thought they were public for all to see?   Guess I were wrong there.

Title: Re: Giraffe vs Hippo
Post by Piglet on 01/24/08 at 08:53:37
Should be public.

Title: Re: Giraffe vs Hippo
Post by Kahlie on 01/24/08 at 09:02:21
Yes, ppl asked me about why they can't see class forums to lurk there.

Title: Re: Giraffe vs Hippo
Post by Ratokan on 01/25/08 at 00:25:35
Mage forum is full of secret mage tech, only the finest of minds could understand.

Title: Re: Giraffe vs Hippo
Post by Mox on 01/25/08 at 13:08:53

Ratokan wrote on 01/25/08 at 00:25:35:
Mage forum is full of secret mage tech, only the finest of minds could understand.


wtb secret mage tech

Title: Re: Giraffe vs Hippo
Post by Naleah on 01/25/08 at 15:57:46

Mox wrote on 01/25/08 at 13:08:53:

Ratokan wrote on 01/25/08 at 00:25:35:
Mage forum is full of secret mage tech, only the finest of minds could understand.


wtb secret mage tech



Plz send 2000g in post and I'll meet you in Orgrimmar, kk?

Title: Re: Giraffe vs Hippo
Post by Syajin on 01/25/08 at 16:17:42
Since when nal got secret mage tech?
we got moles?

*goes close holes*

Title: Re: Giraffe vs Hippo
Post by Argor on 01/25/08 at 16:45:10

Mox wrote on 01/25/08 at 13:08:53:
wtb secret mage tech



  • Go spec Presence of Mind, Improved Counterspell.



  • Learn to make and use macro:  for selecting a target for sheeping; focus and raidicon it.

    Code:
    #show Polymorph
    /clearfocus [target=focus,dead]
    /focus [target=focus,noexists]
    /script SetRaidTarget("focus", 6)
    /cast [target=focus]Polymorph
    /p --== Sheeping %T the %R %C -- Do not shagg! ==--



  • Learn to make and use macro:  for to emergency re-sheep the sheepee, in case it puts trinket o.s.

    Code:
    #show Polymorph
    /cast Presence of Mind
    /cast [target=focus]Polymorph
    /p --== Quick-sheeping %T the %R %C -- Do not shagg! ==--



  • Learn to make and use macro:  for to Counterspell a healer of the focused sheepee which you mouseover

    Code:
    #show Counterspell
    /cast [target=mouseover, harm] Counterspell
    /p Told %T the %R %C to STFU!


  • Learn to make and use macro:  for burst dps

    Code:
    #show Icy Veins
    /use NameOfYourTrinketHere(only one; you'll wear the medallion too)
    /cast Icy Veins
    and whatnot else!





  • Learn to make and use macro:  to nuke whomever your team is trying to kill

    Code:
    #show Ice Bolt
    /cast [target=Khem-target] Ice Bolt


    For swedes:  You need to replace the name (khem) with someone else in your group whom you can assist, and the name of the spell you use for keeling.

  • Learn to play in general


  • Take your team with you and go pwn in arena!


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Title: Re: Giraffe vs Hippo
Post by Jabroni on 01/25/08 at 17:01:34
People still use PoM in Arena?
....and wtf is an ice bolt?
:P

Title: Re: Giraffe vs Hippo
Post by Mox on 01/25/08 at 17:30:48

Jabroni wrote on 01/25/08 at 17:01:34:
....and wtf is an ice bolt?
:P


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Title: Re: Giraffe vs Hippo
Post by Argor on 01/25/08 at 17:51:01

Jabroni wrote on 01/25/08 at 17:01:34:
People still use PoM in Arena?


What's wrong with an instant cast Polymorph?



Jabroni wrote on 01/25/08 at 17:01:34:
....and wtf is an ice bolt?
:P


well, if you prefer to spam Fire Lance, then just replace the text, kk?

Title: Re: Giraffe vs Hippo
Post by Argor on 01/25/08 at 18:04:06

Mox wrote on 01/25/08 at 17:30:48:

Jabroni wrote on 01/25/08 at 17:01:34:
....and wtf is an ice bolt?
:P


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Ok,  that  was weird.  Also a bit entertaining :-)

Title: Re: Giraffe vs Hippo
Post by Syajin on 01/25/08 at 18:41:18
I think i'll have to agree with argor about that last post.

Really weird cartoon. but it's funny :)

Title: Re: Giraffe vs Hippo
Post by Naleah on 01/25/08 at 18:43:40
I love the Adventure Time short.

MY HAT IS AWESOOOOOOOOOOOOME!

Title: Re: Giraffe vs Hippo
Post by Mox on 01/25/08 at 19:16:23
Your mind has been transported back in time. AND TO MARS.

Good people. Adventure time rocks. :)

Title: Re: Giraffe vs Hippo
Post by Jabroni on 01/25/08 at 19:23:10

Mox wrote on 01/25/08 at 17:30:48:

Jabroni wrote on 01/25/08 at 17:01:34:
....and wtf is an ice bolt?
:P


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I couldn;t watch more after the ice to meet you comment, i nearly fell off the chair

Title: Re: Giraffe vs Hippo
Post by Rantaz on 01/26/08 at 02:04:36

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I laughed my behind off! That was hilarious!
Seriously on par with NGE in terms of psychoactive drug-inspired stuff!

Title: Re: Giraffe vs Hippo
Post by Kultheel on 01/26/08 at 02:15:14

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Title: Re: Giraffe vs Hippo
Post by Argor on 01/26/08 at 02:15:45
What's NGE?


Except "Not Greater or Equal" ?  ^__^

Title: Re: Giraffe vs Hippo
Post by Rantaz on 01/26/08 at 12:43:54

Argor wrote on 01/26/08 at 02:15:45:
What's NGE?


Except "Not Greater or Equal" ?  ^__^


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Title: Re: Giraffe vs Hippo
Post by Veilyn on 01/26/08 at 12:57:48
snow problem.... this is a joke right? whomever made that was taking drugs?

Title: Re: Giraffe vs Hippo
Post by Brutonian on 01/26/08 at 13:06:24
I love Adventure Time. <3

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