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Giraffe vs Hippo (Read 30280 times)
01/13/08 at 16:52:51

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"But why?", cried the Giraffe. "Why are you incapable of wearing matching socks?"
"Because we are above that kind of behaviour", said the Hippo, and leered at the toes.

Challenges from Mox's sock drawer, part 1.   Discuss.
 

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Reply #1 - 01/13/08 at 17:21:59

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Discuss.. what?

Sock-pairing?  well, seems like you have a great pair there Wink

Personally, I don't care to pair my socks, though I often try to pick two socks that may look at me from 3+ meters distance, not looking directly at the socks.
 

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Reply #2 - 01/13/08 at 17:41:16

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Giraffe will help you look like a giraffe, tall and slim, hippo will make you look like a hippo, short and fat.. decide which you want!
 

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Reply #3 - 01/13/08 at 18:09:20

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Veilyn wrote on 01/13/08 at 17:41:16:
Giraffe will help you look like a giraffe, tall and slim, hippo will make you look like a hippo, short and fat.. decide which you want!



Also note that Giraffe is sad, and the Hippo jolly!

I no need say more.
 

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Reply #4 - 01/13/08 at 19:38:05

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tss, don't be silly, he only has that expression because he's looking downwards, as the very tall giraffes tend to do a lot...

can't believe we're having this conversation about Mox's feet. it just proves how insane we are :p
 

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Reply #5 - 01/13/08 at 20:01:21

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[quote author=63544D48565847210 link=1200239571/0#4 date=1200249485]can't believe we're having this conversation about Mox's feet. it just proves how insane we are :p[/quote]


Aaaall according to plan.   0:)   I'm quite impressed you have so far managed to deduce the giraffe must be male!
 

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Reply #6 - 01/13/08 at 20:43:00

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He's used to feminine males.
 
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Reply #7 - 01/13/08 at 21:21:58

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[quote author=1B392E560 link=1200239571/0#5 date=1200250881][quote author=63544D48565847210 link=1200239571/0#4 date=1200249485]can't believe we're having this conversation about Mox's feet. it just proves how insane we are :p[/quote]


Aaaall according to plan.   0:)   I'm quite impressed you have so far managed to deduce the giraffe must be male![/quote]of course its male, as is the hippo. they are your socks do you not walk all over them all day? :D
 

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Reply #8 - 01/14/08 at 00:23:13

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We're edging towards Ferret vs Bat territory.

As for the socks, I don't think they'd fight.  The giraffe's eyelashes clearly demonstrate that it's a lady, or at the very least a cross-dressing herbivore.

A hippo isn't the type to hurt a lady.
 

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Reply #9 - 01/14/08 at 07:22:50

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But I think the hippo needs a hair ribbon. *nod*
 

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Reply #10 - 01/14/08 at 08:18:35

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This topic is wrong. Hippos approve Giraffes so it shouldn't be "Giraffe vs Hippo" but rather "Giraffe and Hippo". Tongue
« Last Edit: 01/14/08 at 08:19:04 by belegur »  

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Reply #11 - 01/14/08 at 12:32:45

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Reply #12 - 01/14/08 at 13:38:29

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Dai has proof!
 

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Reply #13 - 01/14/08 at 13:52:27

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Dai wrote on 01/14/08 at 12:32:45:
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Reply #14 - 01/14/08 at 14:21:40

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[quote author=55627B7E606E71170 link=1200239571/0#7 date=1200255718]of course its male, as is the hippo. they are your socks do you not walk all over them all day? :D
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If I pretend I didn't see that, you can pretend you can't hear me cackle. :)

Bele seems to be correct though, as the hippo and the giraffe soon gave up their debating in favor of hugging the computer for warmth, occasionally jeering at the local dustbunnies.
 

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